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Sandra Bernhard (born June 6, 1955 in suburban Flint, Michigan, but raised in Arizona) is a United States actor, entertainer, and comedian. The brassy and outspoken performance artist first gained attention in the late 1970s with ...

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If you close your eyes, you could just as well imagine me to be vintage Ali MacGraw, circa 1968.

Have people lost their minds? Can someone possibly think that sitting out on a stinking, floating Vegas hotel for five days, running into the same people all day, could be interpreted as a vacation?
Re: the family maid: She used to come over and make tuna salad and we’d watch Let’s Make a Deal while my mom cleaned the house.