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Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.

Will Rogers … used to come out with a newspaper and pretend he was a yokel criticizing the intellectuals who ran the government. I come out with a newspaper and pretend I’m an intellectual making fun of the yokels running the government.
We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children? Well, she and I were.
The bravest thing that men do is love women.
Washington could not tell a lie; Nixon could not tell the truth; Reagan cannot tell the difference.
You haven’t lived until you’ve died in California.