Quotes by Don Herold

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Don Herold (July 9, 1889 - June 1, 1966) was an American humorist, writer, illustrator, and cartoonist who wrote and illustrated many books and was a contributor to national magazines. He was born in Bloomfield, Indiana to Otto ...

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Why resist temptation? There will always be more.

There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.
A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.
Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people.
Unhappiness is not knowing what we want, and killing ourselves to get it.
It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.
Don't ever slam a door, you might want to go back.
There is more sophistication and less sense in New York than anywhere else on the globe.
There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.
Babies are such a nice way to start people.
Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.