Quotes by Al Bundy

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Al Bundy is a fictional character from the U.S. television series "Married with Children", played by Ed O'Neill.

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Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes your wife.

Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.