Middle age is when you go to bed at night and think you're going to feel better in the morning. Old age is when you go to bed at night and hope you wake up in the morning.
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Source Notes: Quoted in Arthur Marx, "Still the Best Player at the Club," in The Courage to Grow Old, ed. Phillip C. Berman (1989). Arthur Marx is Groucho's son.
Julius Henry Marx, known as Groucho Marx (October 2, 1890 August 19, 1977), was an American comedian, working both with his siblings, the Marx Brothers, and on his own.
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