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I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.

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Jack Handey is an American comedian and comic writer. He is famous for his Deep Thoughts, a large body of surrealistic one-liner jokes, as well as his "Fuzzy Memories" and "My Big Thick Novel" shorts.

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