There are only three things to be done with a woman. You can love her, suffer for her, or turn her into literature.
Lawrence George Durrell (February 27, 1912 November 7, 1990) was a British novelist, poet, dramatist, and travel writer, though he resisted affiliation with Britain and preferred to be considered cosmopolitan. He was born in India and, at the age of eleven, was sent to attend school in England a country in which he was never happy and which he left as soon as possible.
I'm female, taken
I'm female, say nothing
I'm male, say nothing