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The other day I got out my can-opener and was opening a can of worms when I thought, What am I doing?!

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Jack Handey is an American comedian and comic writer. He is famous for his Deep Thoughts, a large body of surrealistic one-liner jokes, as well as his "Fuzzy Memories" and "My Big Thick Novel" shorts.

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