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Julius Henry Marx, known as Groucho Marx (October 2, 1890 August 19, 1977), was an American comedian, working both with his siblings, the Marx Brothers, and on his own.
I'm male, say nothing
I'm female, say nothing
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch ...
Immature love says: I love you because I need you. Mature love says: I need you because I love you.
Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.
Most of the shadows of this life are caused by standing in one's own sunshine
Nothing is worth more than this day. You cannot relive yesterday. Tomorrow is still beyond your reach
Rest not. Life is sweeping by; go and dare before you die. Something mighty and sublime, leave behind to conquer time.
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