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Julius Henry Marx, known as Groucho Marx (October 2, 1890 August 19, 1977), was an American comedian, working both with his siblings, the Marx Brothers, and on his own.
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To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you together, but do so with all your heart.
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