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Alice--Mutton: Mutton--Alice.

If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all the David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don't feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth.
Usually, I forget first meetings, excepting always those solemn audiences granted by the old and famous when I was young and green.