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· <blockquote><a href="http://quotationsbook.com/author/4290/">Quotes by <em>Lebowitz, Fran</em></a></blockquote><br> From <a href="http://quotationsbook.com">Quotations Book</a> ·

Fran Lebowitz is an American author. She was born Frances Ann Lebowitz on October 27, 1950 in Morristown, New Jersey. Lebowitz is best known for her sardonic social commentary on American life through her New York sensibilities. Some reviewers have called her a modern day Dorothy Parker. · Can we improve this biography? Write us your version

"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail."

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"Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat."

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"If you're going to America, bring your own food."

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"Food is an important part of a balanced diet."

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"Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying."

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"Humility is no substitute for a good personality."

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"Life is something you do when you can't get to sleep."

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"The most common error made in matters of appearance is the belief that one should disdain the superficial and let the true beauty of one's soul shine through. If there are places on your body where this is a possibility, you are not attractive -- you are leaking."

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"Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra."

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"Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step -- it is an old business procedure."

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