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"Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water."

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"I never vote for anyone. I always vote against."

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"I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming."

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"I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes."

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"You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it."

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"It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it."

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"The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart."

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"Somebody left the cork out of my lunch."

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"Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream."

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