"Get the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything."

Dane, Frank on Elections
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"It is not necessary to have enemies if you go out of your way to make friends hate you."

Dane, Frank on Enemies
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"Some have greatness thrust upon them, but not lately."

Dane, Frank on Greatness
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"Nothing annoys a woman more than to have company drop in unexpectedly and find the house looking as it usually does."

Dane, Frank on Home
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"Ignorance is never out of style. It was in fashion yesterday, it is the rage today and it will set the pace tomorrow."

Dane, Frank on Ignorance
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"Remember when $25, 000 was a success? Now it is a garbage collector."

Dane, Frank on Inflation
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"In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before."

Dane, Frank on Jokes and Jokers
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"A liberal is man who will give away everything he doesn't own."

Dane, Frank on Liberals
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"The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet."

Dane, Frank on Love
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"A set of rules laid out by professionals to show the way they would like to act if it was profitable."

Dane, Frank on Morality
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"A man who calls bullshit fertilizer."

Dane, Frank on Optimism
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"Rome had Senators too, and that is why it declined."

Dane, Frank on Politicians and Politics
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"The news of any politician's death should be listed under Public Improvements."

Dane, Frank on Politicians and Politics
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"Preachers denounce sin as if it was available to everyone."

Dane, Frank on Sin
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"The great American novel has not only already been written, it has already been rejected."

Dane, Frank on Books - Reading
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"Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel."

Dane, Frank on Business
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"Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial."

Dane, Frank on Time and Time Management
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"Life is strange. Every so often a good man wins."

Dane, Frank on Winners and Winning
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"Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal. [On Washington D. C.]"

Dane, Frank on Cities and City Life
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"A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal."

Dane, Frank on Conservatives
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