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· <blockquote><a href="http://quotationsbook.com/author/144/">Quotes by <em>Allen, Woody</em></a></blockquote><br> From <a href="http://quotationsbook.com">Quotations Book</a> ·

Woody Allen (born Allan Stewart Konigsberg on December 1, 1935) is a three-time Academy Award-winning American film director, writer, actor, musician, and comedian. His large body of work and cerebral film style have made him one of the most widely respected and prolific filmmakers in the modern era. Allen writes and directs his movies and has also acted in the majority of them. For inspiration, Allen draws heavily on literature, philosophy, psychology, European cinema and, most important, New York City, where he was born and in which he has lived all his life. · Can we improve this biography? Write us your version

"What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet."

Allen, Woody · Disillusion · 3 fans >>
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"What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?"

Allen, Woody · Dreams · 1 fans >>
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"I don't respond well to mellow, you know what I mean, I have a tendency to... if I get too mellow, I ripen and then rot."

Allen, Woody · Drugs · 2 fans >>
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"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead -- not sick, not wounded -- dead."

Allen, Woody · Food and Eating · 1 fans >>
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"More than any time in history mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total extinction. Let us pray that we have the wisdom to choose correctly."

Allen, Woody · History and Historians · 2 fans >>
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"In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows."

Allen, Woody · Hollywood · 4 fans >>
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"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying."

Allen, Woody · Immortality · 11 fans >>
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"I've never been an intellectual but I have this look."

Allen, Woody · Intelligence and Intellectuals · 2 fans >>
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"Life is divided up into the horrible and the miserable."

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"Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing Embraceable You in spats."

Allen, Woody · Animals · 4 fans >>
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